New Recruit

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)


A couple of months into the job

You are listening to HOUSE music
(After a while you are so busy that you are
not sure if you coming or going anymore)


Your team is understaffed and your
boss needs more more more

You are listening to Metal


The days blur into each other

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become bloated due to stress,
feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)


Nearly a year in...

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(After more time passes, your eyes start
to twitch, you forget what a "good hair day"
feels like as you just fall out of bed and
load up on caffeine!!)


And finally you have
been here a full year

You are listening to Techno and
have gone a bit doolaly.